Posted by Candyman on May 25, 1999 at 17:26:16:<p>

In Reply to: <a href="7844.html">Talismans "Cailinn, Budgie and Talisman" -drive story...</a> posted by Baudchaser on May 25, 1999 at 16:59:51:<p>
wow can't believe i still had this in my ss dir, here you go:<p>  Log file open: session.log<br>T  Reaper=-> argh<br>T  Candyman> (log started)<br>T      wick> We need budgie here to verify the store <br>T      wick> er story <br>T  Candyman> talis passed out<br>T  Reaper=-> typing a long sentence<br>T  Candyman> hehe<br>T  Candyman> he types slow<br>T DukeHazar> with one finger <br>T  Reaper=-> looks that way<br>T  Reaper=-> we can make fun of him and he cant' defend himself<br>T  Candyman> ...<br>T  Reaper=-> woohoo<br>T DukeHazar> hehe<p>T  Talisman> We left Hooters and went to a place called Gas Lamp plaza.  After hanging there for a few hours we all got ready to go<br>T  Talisman> back to the hotel.  A girl that worked at the front desk invited a few of us back to her house for a party that night so<br>T  Talisman> we were<p>T sexton_fu> there we go<p>T  Talisman> kind of in a rush to get back.  We were about to leave, we all had cars, when caillin pipes up, "No one is riding with<br>T  Talisman> me.  I can take a couple people so it's not so cramped."  Me and Budgie look at each other and decide to go with caillin.<br>T  Reaper=-> hehe everyone waits with held breath<p>T  Talisman> So I ask him if he knows the way back to the hotel.  He says yes.  So me and Budgie get in his car and he takes off.  I<br>T  Talisman> knew something was wrong right off the bat.  He wasn't going the same way as the rest of the cars but he was from Cali so<br>T  Talisman> I<br>T  Talisman> figured he knew a shortcut.  <br>T  Talisman> Now this place was only about 10 minutes from the hotel.  10 minutes go by and the hotel is NOWHERE in sight.  So I ask<br>T  Talisman> him, "You sure you know where you're going?"  He says, "Yeah yeah no problem.  It's right up here."  I look in the rear<br>T  Talisman> view <br>T  Talisman> mirrior at Budgie and shrug my shoulders.  Caillin drives on.  Another 10 minutes pass.  No hotel.  We hadn't even gotten<br>T  Talisman> on the expressway yet.  I ask him again, "You SURE you know how to get back?"  This time he gets bitchy.  "YES YES I KNOW<br>T  Talisman> HOW<br>T  Talisman> TO GET BACK!"  <br>T  Talisman> I look at Budgie again and he rolls his eyes.  We don't want to be rude because we just met him, but by this time we<br>T  Talisman> can't even see the fucking city lights from San Diego anymore.  There weren't even street lights on the road we were on.<p>T  Reaper=-> talis doesn't want to be rude? this is a side of talis i haven't seen<br>T DukeHazar> hehe<br>T  Reaper=-> hehe<br>T  Reaper=-> echo<br>     sorros> hahaha <p>T  Talisman> So I wait about 5 more minutes then ask him to ask for directions.  He gets all defensive. "NO MAN I KNOW HOW TO GET<br>T  Talisman> BACK!"  So I lose it, kinda, and say rather forcefully, "Either you pull over and ask for directions or I'm going to<br>T  Talisman> stuff you in <br>T  Talisman> the trunk and drive myself."<p>T   jerrica> ahh the caillin story <br>T  Talisman> THEY MADE ME TELL IT!<br>T   jerrica> its a good one would have been better if you socked him one!<p>T  Talisman> So, he pulls over and asks for directions.  it turns out we are like 500 feet from the Interstate.  He was driving <br>T  Talisman> parallel to it the whole time...<p>T  Reaper=-> was he mad you said you would stuff him in the trunk?<br>T sexton_fu> that better not be it <p>T  Talisman> By this time we are 30 minutes into the drive and further from the hotel than we originally started,  Budgie and I are<br>T  Talisman> pissed because we don't want to miss the party and one of my pet peeves is wrong directions anyway.<br>T  Talisman> He goes down a couple blocks, turns down a street and pulls onto the Interstate.  but something just looked WRONG.  I<br>T  Talisman> couldn't place it at first then I realized all the signs were facing backwards.<p>T  Reaper=-> geez this guy has problems<p>T  Talisman> That dipshit pulled on and offramp and turned INTO oncoming Interstate traffic.  Just when I realized it and said s<br>T  Talisman> omething, about 6 cars come around a curve at 65+ MPH and they are about 100 yards away.  100 yards isn't very far at 65<br>T  Talisman> MPH...<br>T  Talisman> Head on...<br>T  Talisman> Headl;ights in our eyes<br>T  Talisman> So all I could say was, "DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! DUDE!" over and over and point to the side of the road.  He drives over a<br>T  Talisman> median and some barrier grass about 2 seconds before we got hit.<p>T  Candyman> fear dying in a car accident with cailin<br>T  Reaper=-> haha<br>T sexton_fu> heh, the seeming one and only time you have panicked talis =<br>T  Reaper=-> cailin does drive like he flys, far away from anything with no danger of getting hit, or killing anything.....<br>T  Reaper=-> err doesn't<br>T sexton_fu> haha.<p>T  Talisman> Now I'm livid.  I was literally ready to pull him out of the car and leave him on the side of the road.  He just makes a<br>T  Talisman> U-turn and keeps driving.  No one said a word the entire drive back.  45 minutes later, we see the hotel go by the <br>T  Talisman> Interstate.<br>T  Talisman> Budgie tells him which exit to get off at.  He disagrees...  He pulls off at the wrong exit and we have to make like a<br>T  Talisman> 3-mile loop to get back on the fucking highway.  Then he does it AGAIN.<br>T  Talisman> AND AGAIN<br>T  Talisman> He took the SAME WRONG EXIT 3 times before getting the right one<p>T sexton_fu> i can't believe you didn't kill him by this point.<br>T  Exorcist> isn't cailinn cross eyed? <br>T  Reaper=-> yes ecor<br>T  Reaper=-> exor<br>T  Candyman> lol and you didnt even hit him?<br>T sexton_fu> well, it seems he is an asshole in real life just like in SS at least <br>T  Exorcist> and you let HIM drive?<br>T  Candyman> not an asshole, more like retarded<br>T  Reaper=-> hehe<br>T sexton_fu> not much of a difference there <br>T  Reaper=-> touche<br>T  Exorcist> hehe<p>T  Talisman> The entire drive had taken nearly an hour at this point.  A 10 minute drive took nearly 60 minutes.  He FINALLY gets to<br>T  Talisman> the parking lot and me and Budgie, without a word, get out of his car and walk into the hotel.<br>T  Talisman> Leaving him in the lot...<br>T  Talisman> We get to the rooms and NO ONE is around.  We figured they left, but then we got a call from that girl telling us to come<br>T  Talisman> over.  But the other guys had gone to the bar so we couldn't leave.<br>T  Talisman> So, I passed out <br>T  Talisman> THE END<br>T  Talisman> caillin was THE ONLY annoying person at the convention<p>T  Exorcist> what did he do annoying?<br>T  Talisman> oh man...<br>T  Candyman> lol<br>T  Talisman> hit Esc  <br>T  Candyman> haha<br>T  Exorcist> thats almost killing you, not annoying <br>T sexton_fu> he drove talis around and did crazy retarded shit like a moron.<br>T  Exorcist> being a jackass better word for it <br>T sexton_fu> tal did you ever see him again after that or what?<p>T  Talisman> yeah.  The next day.  You know when you get killed by a lamer and he SWEARS it was his skill, not dumb luck that killed<br>T  Talisman> you?  THAT IS CAILLIN ALL OVER<br>T sexton_fu> i dislike cailinn.  now i at least know it is not groundless <br>T  Talisman> We were playing SS at Sheeba's house and he was dueling Stoner.  Stoner warped to a red call and caillin starts calling<br>T  Talisman> him a pussy.  But he MEANT it.  I mean the dude is unstable.<br>T sexton_fu> lol.<br>T  Exorcist> hahaha<br>T  Candyman> HAHA<br>T  Talisman> I mean he's telling me, "See that?  That pussy is afraid of me.  Fucking pussy."<br>T  Talisman> But HE REALLY MEANT IT<br>T sexton_fu> dude, that is like straight out of a psycho movie.<br>T  Candyman> hahaha<br>T sexton_fu> man, i would love to see what happens after i kill him.  a cailinn kill cam <br>T  Talisman> Me, Jolly, Yankee, Budgie, etc are just standing there looking at each other like, "WTF is wrong with this dude?"<br>T sexton_fu> that's better than the whole first part of the story talis =]<br>T  Talisman> Well, I had to build it to climax  <br>T sexton_fu> did you end up ditching this wacko or what?<br>T  Talisman> yeah, kinda.  we were supposed to meet him at some boardwalk thing but we never went    It was like, "Yeah caillin you<br>T  Talisman> go ahead.  We're right behind you..."<br>T sexton_fu> lol.<br>T sexton_fu> he probably attacked some people because of that =]<br>T  Talisman> We went to the beach instead  ;<br>T sexton_fu> is he on the list for the next sscon?<br>T  Talisman> i don't even know<br>T  Candyman> you called each other by ss names? lol<br>T  Talisman> Candy ... you had to.  Much easier then learning new names. And the stares we got were priceless  <br>T sexton_fu> hehe.<br>T  Candyman> haha<br>T A Digital> lol I want to hear someone call him "Candy" in public<br>T  Exorcist> hey "a naked duck"<br>T A Digital> they'll think there's an affair in progress<br>T  Candyman> Candy is a cheap hooker name<br>T  Talisman> Call him Candy then kiss him on the cheek  <br>T A Digital> lol<br>T sexton_fu> calling me sexy would be worse <br>T  Talisman> ahahahahah<br>T A Digital> or even sex<br>T sexton_fu> yes, or that.<br>T  Candyman> lol sexton_furnival<br>T  Candyman> be called that in public<br>T sexton_fu> the underscore is silent <br>T  Exorcist> hehe<br>T A Digital> Candy's not outta the can yet<br>T  Talisman> If Fuzzy, Candy, and sexy all talked in the same group, that would prompt unsavory mental images  <br>T  Candyman> hehe<br>T A Digital> lol tal<br>T      Flip> HAHAHa<br>      nivaG> nod
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Notice I said video instead of videos, that is because the squad I am on, Outlaws failed to show enough to actually play the match at match time   However we do get to watch the Style vs Symphony match in all of its glory. GG both teams.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgl1Z3R2q9iJ5u1c0-J0MoQ

            I stumbled upon some ancient snaps from Pro League, and I do mean ancient

lets get some hoes in hither

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3pm:

Llamas - Outlaws -- 1321191  This should be a decent match. Expect more Llamafacts.

4pm:
StarFire Elite - !norating -- 1321192
Style - Symphony -- 1321193

i havent been on much and ive just been notified players wont be showing for games anymore, we are struggling with 3 players per sunday and now it will be worse, fedu glenair euri fairly active, if you can remove !norating and add those players else were to keep them around would appreciate it.

they are posted now. The symphony vs llamas is very long due to the bot crashing but you can skip past that part :p Outlaws vs !norating is also posted but I didn't do the audio for some reason and wish that I had in retrospect. GG all teams involved.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgl1Z3R2q9iJ5u1c0-J0MoQ

3pm:

Symphony - Llamas -- 1320716

4pm:
StarFire Elite - Style -- 1320717
Outlaws - !norating -- 1320718

usually videos are up by now what happened?...or you only post outlaw wins? Interested in seeing llamas vs norating