03-03-2014, 08:51 PM
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NEW SEASON ASSESSMENT!!!!!!
<i><b><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">1)Crotchical Gas
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They will win, small active roster of failed aliased people. Their weak link is Redefine.
<i><b><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">2)The Dorks
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Strong contender, still got a nice roster.
Best line:monkk, benji, nadai, swamp
<i><b><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">3)Outlewd
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Lots of active pilots. Easily a top 3 team.
Best line-up: Eric, chrono, leg, KN
<i><b><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">4)LLamazeros
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Had some good games last season. Need to become more consistent and preferably ditch some of their bad pilots and add some skill.
Best line-up:Voodoo, Psyanide, cfl, Street.
<i><b><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">5)Asses
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Newly crowned PRO title-belt holders. Seem to start with a weaker roster than previous season, inactive too. Let's see what they can muster, will probably be a top team during the season but won't have any chance at claiming the title in the play-offs.
Best line-up: nacre,sayian, traxx, seven
<i><b><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">6)Flying Fucks
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Stole the best pilots from port who went through the play-offs undefeated and won aml. On top of that they added even more skilled talent from different sources, will be interesting to follow their season.
Line: plutorus, pryde, harmchief, random 4th
<i><b><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">7)EGG-ON
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Small roster, can field a decent 4 but not much else. WIll be plagued through the season if their players don't show consistently.
their line:bhong, capture, pedu, psueijdo.
<i><b><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">8)StarFury EXtreme
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Will do good every time solar decides to start with their strongest line. Sol can't phuck up as much this season though due to half their roster lefted 'em.
Best line-up: Something Clutch, shikaa, ufotable, Medicus.
<i><b><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">9)D
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Weird team, will be interesting to see what they can do. If they want to throw a game they could always play acidphreak. Got a nice mix of awful and decent pilots.
Preferred line:mindrot, McFlurry, Rickdawg, Pug.
<i><b><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">10)Port Ddrinkers
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Boring team. Needs to recruit stronger pilots.
Line-up: THC, seriel, HG, Tweeg
<i><b><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">11)Back-rrow
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Not much you can do with only 1 offensive player (tuna) on the roster and only 2-3 others who can comprehend what team work means. If they want to improve their chances they need to bench players like candy etc that doesn't add anything to a team.
bestest line: tuna, savage, plare, arcturus (yeah like that line-up would ever happen)
<i><b><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);">12)BeastialityFuck
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Congrats on joining the league, love the name, have fun with the steep learning curve that every noobletto team entering faces. Got like 2 pilots that will have to carry the rest of their team, and they arent even good. But don't give up!
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I would like for you to refer to us as Disco Boobies from now on, that is all.
