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PRO Finals Game 2 & 3 Logs
Nguyens defeated Assassins 2-1 in a best of 3 series, where every game went to overtime.

Game 1 ID: 101341

Game 2 ID: 101358

Game 3 ID: 101371

Game 1 Log:

Game 2 Log --- might contain racials and other things you don't want to see.

Nguyens vs Assassins

Starting in 60 seconds...

Sath> assassins want it

Sath> they will die a few times

Caerbannog> gl

KNeWWiN> assassins stack

hallucinati> gl <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />

cfl> lanc

BARBARIAN> kn stacker

Cash Flow K> wtf... i heard barbarian is on the federal no fly list... guy cant even take an airplane

Sath> i'm sorry


Sath> but the village

Sath> is horrible

death row> why they bench sika

Sath> i don't know why he stops

Sath> starts

BARBARIAN> hahahah

KNeWWiN> if i win i get zztop and gramps to a1

KNeWWiN> huge

KNeWWiN> and dre

cfl> haha

Sath> sika in for 9volt

BARBARIAN> sath> kril is horrible

cfl> stops

BARBARIAN> he actually said that

BARBARIAN> hahahahaha

Sath> for reals tho

Sath> he is end game material


Sath> not start



Sath> gl



BARBARIAN> kril yu 34-14 this season

DZ-4v4-Bot-> Odds to win: Nguyens (30%), Assassins (70%). Use /!predict 100 (NeWWiN) or /!predict 200 (develop) during the first 2 minutes to bet on a team to win.

Sath> u'll c

Sath> then u can stick ur dick up ur ass

Sath> when i'm right

Sath> if u can't do that use a vibrator

Sath> e

cfl> wat

odys> o.o

BARBARIAN> sath just so stupid

Sath> just make it up as u go

odys> silly sath

clerisy> sath is funny

BARBARIAN> loves to hear himself talk no matter what garbage it is

Sath> i tell all ur moms they are silly then i slap them

Sath> they say o

cfl> wtf

BARBARIAN> angel-wz> is better than you at 4v4 sath

Sath> except cfl's mom

BARBARIAN> you are terribad

Sath> barbarian where u at this season

carrier> what are the bets?

Sath> i esc q'd a squad

Sath> u just lost

Solar Hydro> 30/70

Nude For Sa> clerisy wave your pom poms

clerisy> okay!

clerisy> lol

odys> cute <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Big Grin' />

develop> !items

NeWWiN> .allowsub JOCKER

NeWWiN> .allowsub KinGVeteraN

NeWWiN> .allowsub realdeal

develop> !allowsub ossi

develop> !allowsub sika

develop> !allowsub arc


develop> !allowsub bhang

homie> !allowsub homie

develop> !allowsub develop

BARBARIAN> bad-volt

Street Figh> !roster nguyens

develop> !allow deez nuts

death row> deez nuts is playing?

Sath> okay so battle run down

clerisy> lol

homie> which is krilyu

Sath> gramps first death

Sath> caer next

Sath> saiyan and three next

Sath> then caer

Sath> then i can't figure it out

BARBARIAN> village bike is kril

cfl> wats kril

KinGVeteraN> dev too excited reminds me of his first time he lost his virginity to the sex doll in the sex shop sneaky bastard took it to the restroom and had his way with her...sick bastard because it was the display doll

BARBARIAN> its fish

cfl> the village bike is a fish

BARBARIAN> some hippies think its a great source of n3 fatty acids

develop> ouch

develop> you said you wouldn't tell

JOCKER> what a good way to develop sexy time!

KinGVeteraN> dont trust me im black

9-Volt kb Caerbannog

9-Volt has 2 lives remaining - [4:15]

Score: 1-0 Nguyens -- [4v4]

cfl> sath

carrier> sath lost

BARBARIAN> all village bike

Sath> damn it

BARBARIAN> sath so stupid

Sath> i suck

clerisy> you do sath?

clerisy> sooo, that explains it

Sath> 9-volt thx for messing up my death guestimate

carrier> you're the only one who played

carrier> so i guess you also won

Cash Flow K> 9 volt too rusty, doesnt play anymore

cfl> haha

carrier> ass don't need to prac

Cash Flow K> o yea? well they havent been dominant last few years

death row> three in trouble

carrier> doesn't matter

Street Figh> !items

carrier> they played this so much

BARBARIAN> caere stupid

BARBARIAN> overfiring newbie

KNeWWiN> .items

JOCKER> .items

KinGVeteraN> lmfao caer pb thoring

KinGVeteraN> huge

develop> !items

Cash Flow K> theyve won it 1 time in last 6 seasons

Cash Flow K> because they dont have enough active pilots

carrier> and still watching them play is much more fun than any other squad


Sath> just sent sika a paypal

carrier> who's saiyan

Sath> he should choke this when he gets in

Sath> oopz

Solar Hydro> wow trash!



three kb Caerbannog -- Assist by: The Village Bike

three has 2 lives remaining - [7:34]

Score: 2-0 Nguyens -- [4v4]

Trash-kille> HI!

Sath> i was right on second death

odys> what does kb stand for?

clerisy> damn

Motorzep> trash killer =)

Trash-kille> So you never grow up <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Wink' />

Sath> killed by or keyboard

Nude For Sa> killed by


odys> ah, thank you <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Big Grin' />

mindriot> Caerbakiller


Sath> aint nothing to fuk w/

odys> high five barb

Trash-kille> i feel noob..

Sath> man i miss that song



NINE> i'll fuckin sew your asshole closed and keep feedin' you, and feedin' you, and feedin' you

death row> knewwin is pretty good


Sath> thats why rap is gay now

Sath> they use the same word at the end

kentasaurus> !stats

JOCKER> its ok TK you belong to the OG

Sath> thats why u don't see any more str8 kurupt shit

NINE> underground scene is still good bro

kentasaurus> 32

Primos> IS THIS FINALS?!?!

carrier> have you heard that white boy rapping?

kentasaurus> wow grapms starts?

BARBARIAN> aml finals

cfl> kent

Primos> awesome

death row> which one is deez nuts

Primos> is there WZ today?

Mop> !items

hallucinati> yes


three> !items

kentasaurus> cliff

Sath> i haven't heard much underground lately

Primos> yeah lets hurry this up

Primos> .score

Primos> .time

develop> !items

Sath> i want more rap freestyle competitions

Sath> on cd's

kentasaurus> CLIFF

Street Figh> !items

cfl> hi kent

develop> !items

Sath> people throwing down shit

carrier> rap freestyle is fake

Sath> like no other

KinGVeteraN> .stats

Sath> i want real

kentasaurus> hi 8]

rex> !results assassins


NINE> there you go sath

Sath> i'll be honest

Primos> .schedule

Sath> i really don't understand how caer's team can win anything

Primos> what game is this?

Sath> he is the pussiest player here


Primos> who won first


BARBARIAN> choking that is

Primos> ahah

Primos> .results assassins

kentasaurus> this is 1-1?

Sath> i can't wait until next season


odys> sounds nice NINE

kentasaurus> oh

Sath> i am finally getting my own place w/o a roommate

Sath> nine i'll look at it in a second

Sath> ty btw

Trash-kille> Supricing see that in the finals are the very same ppl playing that 10 years a go.. no new blood born to win this game ?)

odys> am getting ready trash >=3

incubusfan> this looks so mismatched

incubusfan> i cant be the only one

carrier> mismatched?

incubusfan> who did caers team beat to get here

KinGVeteraN> .stats

Sath> target gramps

Sath> duh

BARBARIAN> assassins have a secret weapon

Sath> always target the weasel


BARBARIAN> aka angel-wz>

cfl> no

BARBARIAN> his > will beat them up

Sath> unless it's cfl

carrier> only if he lancs

Primos> no its all about the dash

Primos> blackout-wz

Primos> money.

Sath> weasel go for even steaven shots


NINE> assassin's secret weapon is putting sika in spectator mode

cfl> blackout-wz

BARBARIAN> the dash + > == invincible

Sath> thus 1v1 he'll be dropped low

KinGVeteraN> coke hugename

Sath> then u smash

KinGVeteraN> huge name*

Primos> hi cfl

cfl> blackout-aswz

cfl> hi

Primos> yes

cfl> hoho

Primos> the dash

Coke> du ma

BARBARIAN> I thought it was blackout.aswz

Mop> !items

Coke> concac

KinGVeteraN> fu vietname bitch

Primos> no

cfl> haha it might've been

BARBARIAN> primos lying

BARBARIAN> ban plz

Primos> maybe

Primos> thats been a long time ago

cfl> he upgraded to the -

Primos> haha

The Village Bike kb 9-Volt -- Assist by: Mop

The Village Bike has 2 lives remaining - [14:51]

Score: 2-1 Nguyens -- [4v4]

Primos> LE-A

Coke> wtf kril

Primos> LE DASH A


BARBARIAN> I like how caer keeps bombing kril in teh face

NINE> haha

cfl> but never got to the +

BARBARIAN> hahahahahahah

BARBARIAN> hahahahahaha

BARBARIAN> black people are the best

Coke> monkeys u mean

Sath> afk 5

odys> <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' />

Nguyens leading assassins 2-1 with 30 minutes left in game 2 of the pro finals. Nguyens leading the series 1-0.


Primos> real case in michigan barb

Jaku> best of 5 or 3

Primos> some mom sued the school

hallucinati> 3


BARBARIAN> I was mocking coke

Primos> blackpeople

elf> im going to watch a movie with my gf cya nerds

In_Wasa> like Brasil leading USA 2 v 1

cfl> lolol

Coke> yes

NINE> tell ifrit i said hi bro

Coke> barb why arent u in

BARBARIAN> not good enough

Coke> sigh

BARBARIAN> I need more lessons by assassins on being a pussy

Primos> .items

Primos> .stats

Coke> whos saiyan

NINE> some newb

carrier> neo maybe?

carrier> prolly not

kentasaurus> beastie

NINE> some clown from a super zone

Royale> from dsb

develop> !items

cfl> someone employ the bullet cloud trick

cfl> now

Primos> some clown

Mop> !items

Royale> nine is a faggot btw

Royale> sucks at infantry

Coke> i miss infantry

Royale> same

In_Wasa> !

BARBARIAN> im the best ever infantry player

Hellsbane> infantry sucked

Royale> ya right barb

Coke> laf

Royale> Infantry sucked? Lol

cfl> cosmic rift

NINE> yes

incubusfan> im better than you at infantry barb


Solar Hydro> I got a PS3, does infantry run there?

Royale> Cr was fun, rogue trader

BARBARIAN> I played inf for all of 15 minutes

Coke> i owned twin peaks

BARBARIAN> so yeah likely you are relax

Primos> infantry worst game ever

Solar Hydro> btw, Rod Humble became the CEO of Second Life, after it was pretty much dead


NINE> who the fuk is that


incubusfan> who were you in tp coke

Royale> infantry killed subspace population wise before it became p2p

BARBARIAN> I dunno how humble keeps getting promoted

Royale> was like 5k ppl concurrent

BARBARIAN> he only seems to fail

BARBARIAN> fail fail and then fail some more

In_Wasa> he worked wiht EQ

Mop has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]

Solar Hydro> he ran THE SIMS for EA for years


BARBARIAN> it was eq2 originally

BARBARIAN> which failed

ossi in for Mop [Full Sub] [Time: 00:08] [3 lives]

Solar Hydro> which was a pretty big game

A Grape of > what the fuck is going on?

BARBARIAN> then he got promoted

A Grape of > i thought 4v4 was dead finally

BARBARIAN> EQ not really doing anything

Coke> mop is better coming in as sub

BARBARIAN> wahtever secondlife epic fail anyway

NINE> 66 people in pro finals arena

Coke> not starting

NINE> p dead


Jaku> maybe he is learning a lot from all the mistakes he made

cfl> !items

Jaku> and he is super wise now

JOCKER> if you want I could double client for more population


A Grape of > Yip

NINE> pls

Coke> gay

three> !items

carrier> isnt second life some weirdo pretend game?

JOCKER> oh nvm im no longer on windows XP

Coke> ow

cfl> yes

hallucinati> not actually a game <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Wink' />

Coke> hah 9volt

Jaku> my lcd only reaches 50% brightness help

The Village> !items

KNeWWiN> .items


A Grape of > get a new monitor

Coke> !items

NINE> delete system32

Jaku> what 24" cheap lcd has good resolution?

Nude For Sa> home tutor it

kentasaurus> open your eyes jaku \ /

A Grape of > YIP

Jaku> -.-'

NINE> how cheap?

kentasaurus> -_-

BARBARIAN> why are you sweating foo

odys> haha, silly kent <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Big Grin' />

Jaku> i dunno, maybe 150-200 max

kentasaurus> <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Sad' />


A Grape of > ya

Jaku> is that too little?


Jaku> O.O

NINE> HP s2331 has 1920x1080

Coke> who won last season?

NINE> thats what i have

GRAMPS kb saiyan -- Assist by: ossi

GRAMPS has 2 lives remaining - [22:18]

Score: 2-2 TIED -- [4v4]

A Grape of > just get CRT

NINE> it was like $220

Solar Hydro> i think you can actually get decent LCD for $200 these days

carrier> turn of the tide

Jaku> 200 k

BARBARIAN> enemy won last season

BARBARIAN> he is a fucking monster


NeWWiN> .fullsub The Village Bike

The Village Bike has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]

NeWWiN> .allowsub realdeal

realdeal> .sub

realdeal in for The Village Bike [Full Sub] [Time: 00:02] [2 lives]


carrier> oh man


Primos> oh man

NINE> l0l


Motorzep> dre =(

carrier> it's pro champ real deal

KinGVeteraN> good sub

carrier> shit just got serious

KinGVeteraN> he can stay alive longer than i

KinGVeteraN> now just up to KN to kill

NINE> kingnewbie+back arrowers

NINE> prob not a good line up

BARBARIAN> saiyan stupid


BARBARIAN> kn beating them up

develop> !items

JOCKER> KN is asian

Primos> stats

JOCKER> its in his blood to savage

NINE> savage not a verb bro



Primos> hahah nine

A Grape of > lol @ the gramps

The Village> !stats

A Grape of > wtf

Coke> !stats

A Grape of > this is so boring

carrier> welcome to finals

Motorzep> grape

Motorzep> put on nasl

A Grape of > hi

Motorzep> finals

A Grape of > whats that?

cfl> wait for the bullet cloud technique


A Grape of > sc2 related?

kentasaurus> !stats

Motorzep> no? =)

Motorzep> maybew

cfl> .roster assassins

Motorzep> yes

Heisman> sooo

Heisman> after this 19 mins

Solar Hydro> asses need to sub out Three, who is ineffectual

A Grape of > haha i havent played sc2 in 4 months

Heisman> this is over yes?


cfl> .roster nyugens

hallucinati> not if ass wins

carrier> is TF2 any good?

carrier> never played it

cfl> .roster nguyens

A Grape of > k bye

carrier> and it's free to play now

StarGuitar> its worth giving it a try

three> !items

Nude For Sa> man if only i could find a computer game that was free to play

kentasaurus> .items

StarGuitar> especially if you like hats

KinGVeteraN> .stats


Solar Hydro> angry birds in the chrome browser

NINE> tf2 is infuriating

carrier> why?

NINE> teamwork is key and every other clown in a mouth breather

carrier> is it dominated by people who play it 24/7 like quakelive?

carrier> ah

NINE> is*

develop> !items

Primos> and fat so they breathe 40 times a minute

Primos> We need to aaaaaa get to taht aaaaaaaa building so that aaaaaaaaaaa

carrier> hahaha

BARBARIAN> lol at fat people

In_Wasa> .time

NINE> and yeah occassionally you'll be up against 3+ guys who are on a team and are clearly better than every one else

tied up 2-2 with 15 mins left in the pro finals!

5 Minutes until all new subs are burned.

NINE> that's pretty frustrating too

Nude For Sa> !items

Primos> whose palms are sweaty

Primos> dont lie

NINE> <<

Primos> one honest person here

odys> youre just bad

Primos> what a shame

NINE> did you watch the usa womens world cup game earlier primos

Primos> oh man

NINE> yes

Primos> did I

StarGuitar> yea, but sometumes you get to be on a decent team and you feel like you are much better than you really are

Primos> I just stare at hope solo

three kb KNeWWiN -- Assist by: GRAMPS

three has 1 life remaining - [31:20]

Score: 3-2 Nguyens -- [4v4]

NeWWiN> hahahah

Captor> haha

BARBARIAN> hahahahah

BARBARIAN> who bombed

carrier> kn so pro

BARBARIAN> so stupid

odys> i still cant figure out why people try to kill an invulnerable enemy :/

BARBARIAN> that is 3 TK kills now

BARBARIAN> people so stupid

Primos> that wasnt very good

Csport> thats what u get for letting nonactive players play pro finals

NINE> you can knock them back with explosives if you are good

Jaku> damn

Jaku> i am about to buy this one:

Jaku> what do you think?

kentasaurus> .time

NINE> primos

NINE> i whipped my shirt off when that last goal was scored

odys> let the pryo blast them away ;D

Primos> LOL


Primos> i clapped i wont lie

BARBARIAN> post saying you want res for subspace mastery

In_Wasa> the womens WC?

develop> !items

NINE> yes

carrier> but post that in the m4m boards

Street Figh> !items

In_Wasa> ya wambach!

Primos> YA!

carrier> lol @ caer

carrier> with 7 energy

Nude For Sa> yeth

Nude For Sa> and a thor on hammer when trying to rech

Jaku> this one is free shipping and $225

1 Minute until all new subs are burned.

Street Figh> !items

three> !items

develop> !items

GRAMPS has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]

JOCKER> .sub

JOCKER in for GRAMPS [Burned] [Time: 00:02] [2 lives]

NeWWiN> .allowsub JOCKER

kentasaurus> .items

BARBARIAN> nguyens winning without legatus around

All new subs from now on are burned.

clerisy> and enforcer

carrier> mainly enf

BARBARIAN> they won game 1 with enf

Motorzep> and Maeniel?

BARBARIAN> enf enver 0-3ed in finals


carrier> oh i meant in a good sense

Sath> .items

NINE> king newbie is stylin

Sath> get jocker for tie

BARBARIAN> KN beating them up

Sath> semi-beat up knewwin

Sath> ignore caer

three> !items

Solar Hydro> wow borAW

Solar Hydro> AX

borAX> wow solar hydro

SUICIDE4FLA> when is warzone

Solar Hydro> how are you my mining friend?

clerisy> 5

hallucinati> after this over

borAX> im ok, you?

Captor> trash-killer

BARBARIAN> dont blieve hallu, he is fat

Captor> moi

Solar Hydro> same old self

Captor> tragedy wtf

borAX> excellent

Solar Hydro> you?

three> !items

borAX> all work and no play

Tragedy> hello friend

Captor> hi

Tragedy> how u been?

Solar Hydro> is that good or bad?

Captor> how did you log in

borAX> both

Captor> im good, how are u

Tragedy> I check in from time to once a year <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />

borAX> mostly bad, but i have 2 weeks vacation soon

incubusfan> .stats

JOCKER> .items

Solar Hydro> what kinda work?

Tragedy> I'm doing well. Thanks <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Smile' />

KNeWWiN kb ossi -- Assist by: saiyan

KNeWWiN has 2 lives remaining - [38:49]

Score: 3-3 TIED -- [4v4]

KNeWWiN> ?


Chaos> spanked

BARBARIAN> bullet bounced

BARBARIAN> big fool kn

KNeWWiN> .items

NINE> the fuk happened there

Heisman> this is retarded..

borAX> comp tech

Heisman> so at the end of 5 mins, this is over?

Chaos> is this the aml finals

BARBARIAN> the server will blow up

kentasaurus> was that shrap that killed him?

BARBARIAN> bullet bounced

hallucinati> free popcorn will be issued

Heisman> someone answer me question?

BARBARIAN> and hit him

kentasaurus> oh

BARBARIAN> hiesman the server will BLOW UP

Nude For Sa> we all have temple after this

Partsi> barbariab owned

Heisman> right.

hallucinati> simple answer: no

BARBARIAN> its like doomsday from superman


NOTICE: 5 minutes remaining.

Solar Hydro> I need proper Android developers to work for me for free <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

kentasaurus> saved

carrier> pro

kentasaurus> my kn

borAX> i dont program.. i do real comp work <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':p' />

NINE> are you going to port subspace to android?

kentasaurus> by

tied up 3-3 with less than 5 minutes in regulation time!



Solar Hydro> Ankh is on that already <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':p' />

JOCKER> shutup idiot

kentasaurus> lol

carrier> ahaha

JOCKER> barb why u mad

clerisy> jocker shouldnt be typing while playing

kentasaurus> monk would call you a fool


NINE> why

NINE> swag

clerisy> kinda redick

clerisy> yea till he gets killed and his team is pissed

BARBARIAN> its monkk why would he die

Nude For Sa> its not as if the game is in the balance


NINE> ya'll will never understand the swag

JOCKER> .items

Chaos> are you swag nine

NINE> so


Heisman> soo if someone dies at this point, squad gonna hate them forever eh?

carrier> not really

NINE> it would still go to overtime

hallucinati> the rules are not so simple

kentasaurus> .items

develop> !items

three> !items

develop> !items

JOCKER> .items

Sath> jocker or knewwing will die

Sath> or

Sath> ossi if assassins don't cover him

JOCKER kb saiyan -- Assist by: three

JOCKER has 1 life remaining - [43:41]

Score: 4-3 Assassins -- [4v4]


Heisman> oman

Sath> i win +1

clerisy> good call!

Partsi> bad

Street Figh> !items

borAX> expected

kentasaurus> is this an overtime score?


JOCKER> .sc 3

JOCKER changes ships.

BARBARIAN> it has to be 6

carrier> ya

clerisy> sath i have a proposal


NOTICE: 1 minute remaining.

clerisy> !

kentasaurus> wtf

clerisy> take me to vegas

hallucinati> uh

Tragedy> Jockers been playing bad all day....

clerisy> with your predictions

Sath> how about u take ME to vegas

Sath> i'm master at cards

Nude For Sa> one team get to 6 kills, or a lead of 2? is that it?

Sath> i always win

BARBARIAN> yes nude

clerisy> the guy is supposed to take the girl

Nude For Sa> ty

clerisy> not switched

Sath> just never had money to invest

clerisy> sheesh

BARBARIAN> unless its in OT

Sath> o

BARBARIAN> then whoever gets +1 overall

Nude For Sa> ok

Sath> but i'm the guy

Sath> o

clerisy> i have the gambling money

Sath> then take me

clerisy> you just take me

Legatus> whats going on here

clerisy> lmao

Sath> i'm master gambler

Legatus> i thought the season is over

Sath> i'd go out for that

clerisy> no?

clerisy> game 2 today leg

OVERTIME now beginning, 200 needs 1 kill, 100 needs 2 kills (no time limit)

kentasaurus> .items

Legatus> oh

Sath> .items

Partsi> Legatus> this is a contest of autism

Motorzep> zvz finals

Legatus> did sika lose for assassins yet




Legatus> is that on zep?

BARBARIAN> aml finals


Motorzep> ya

Legatus> o

Motorzep> fying for 3rd and 4th place now

Legatus> tasteless and artosis casting?

Motorzep> Sen vs july

Sath> he's 1/0

OVERTIME! Assassins leading 4-3 -- need 1 kill to win. Nguyens need 2 kills to win.

Motorzep> then main finals

Royale> when is it

Motorzep> Puma vs MC

Sath> no rockets is forced rep

NINE> the preferred nomenclature is TASTOSIS

Sath> and possible death


Legatus> lol ok nine

Sath> caer is just retarded

Street Figh> !items

Nude For Sa> !items

Legatus> thanks for clearing that up

kentasaurus> facts legatus

JOCKER> .items

Heisman> ?

Legatus> hi

Heisman> whats this 7 minutes

Motorzep> Artosis so much better caster than IdrA

Heisman> jesus christ.

Street Figh> this is only game 2 heisman

NINE> no one is making you watch this, clown

Sath> why the fuck did he spider?

Sath> why the fuck did he spider?

Sath> why the fuck did he spider?

Sath> why the fuck did he spider?

Sath> why the fuck did he spider?

clerisy> heisman, theres so mnay rules, it would take a year to explain them

Heisman> jeeeessuuuussc rhist

clerisy> just sit back and enjoy the show

BARBARIAN> ignore the 7 minutes

Sath> a spider is usless in this situation

BARBARIAN> how is this hard

BARBARIAN> if no team has 6 kills

Sath> is he fucking stupid

BARBARIAN> and the different is not at least +2

BARBARIAN> then its OT

Legatus> that's no overlord

Partsi> sath spider is the best in this situation

clerisy> exactly

BARBARIAN> once in OT, whoever goes +1 wins

Sath> no it's not


Legatus> that's a BROVERLORD

Sath> spider lacks energy

Partsi> ya it is

nerfherder> !trivia

Sath> u need energy here

Sath> to provide it for ur teammates

Partsi> !trivia

Sath> to tank bombs for them

Sath> etc

JOCKER> .items

borAX> no, thats what lag is for

Street Figh> !items

Partsi> no u need cloak here

kentasaurus> .items

clerisy> wonder why develop isnt playing

Legatus> sen is gonna destroy this guy

Nude For Sa> Partsi is the best in this situation


clerisy> or sika



Sath> get caer for ^5

BARBARIAN> KN turning a 1v4 into saiyan fleeing

kentasaurus> when did realdeal go in?

Partsi> yeah nude

Sath> get real deal for win

nerfherder> who said trivia first?

NINE> sika choked game 1 away

Legatus> sika is the biggest liability on either team

Partsi> me

Legatus> that's why he isn't playing

nerfherder> correct

develop> !items

Partsi> YESS I WIN

Legatus> ev is ok but I was never a fan of his style of play

Sath> it's up to 3

kentasaurus> hes also the biggest asset on each team

Sath> he has 1 rocket

Legatus> he seems to get the job done though regardless

kentasaurus> think about that

Sath> can he man up

BARBARIAN> dev doesnt 0-3 in finals like legatus does

clerisy> yea

BARBARIAN> and then blame KN for it

Legatus> sika is the biggest asset for nguyens

Legatus> <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/blum.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':p' />

kentasaurus> <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Sad' />

clerisy> yea he didnt do too well last week

clerisy> lol

clerisy> why is jocker in a spider

Legatus> he never does well any wek

clerisy> i just got htat


Sath> so close

KNeWWiN> .items

Partsi> but sika is the best anyways

clerisy> wow, where have i been

three> !items

clerisy> lol

carrier> why don't they turret is the question

Legatus> if you're from trench wars you think sika is the best

Sath> let real deal attack and dominate him

kentasaurus> hes in a spider so it will make it look like its not actually monk playing

Legatus> anyone from svs knows better


Sath> thats all u gotta do

clerisy> carrier... thats not a good idea


Sath> he'll miss and have forward momentum

Partsi> i know better and im from svs


Sath> and u can crush

Nude For Sa> LOL

carrier> turret is the best idea

carrier> always

kentasaurus> LOOOL

clerisy> not in 4v4... lol

Partsi> spider is the best idea. then sika.

BARBARIAN> 4 man turret is

carrier> clerisy you obviously don't understand subspace mechanics

Partsi> yeah

hallucinati> wtf no terriers!?!?!

carrier> u new?

Sath> now jocker is target cause he's dumb

clerisy> nope, not new


Sath> over shooting

clerisy> but i would have to say

Sath> hugly

clerisy> if turreting was the best idea

clerisy> you'd see it happen more in 4v4

Partsi> sath is speccing because HE's dumb

BARBARIAN> youi did

BARBARIAN> just 2 man turret isnt

JOCKER> .items

NINE> KN still stylin

Street Figh> !items

kentasaurus> .items

Legatus> i remember when rage and cloud won league in season 4 or 5 or something by turreting and running the clock

Legatus> and the entire league was outraged


BARBARIAN> that was QC

Captor> only 25 seasons ago

Captor> lol

BARBARIAN> turret on terranx

Sath> okay

Sath> calling it

Sath> knewwin for another death

clerisy> lol

Legatus> kn biggest choker on outlols

clerisy> sath where od you live?

clerisy> do

Sath> a plane ticket away from vegas

clerisy> hahahah

GEM91679> wtf is going on in here?

Partsi> JOCKER for another death

Primos> yo

nerfherder> southwest ticket?

Nude For Sa> sydney then

carrier> three to die out

nerfherder> phx?

Primos> spaceship battle dude

NINE> a m2m craigslist meet up

Street Figh> !items

GEM91679> like official game?

JOCKER> .items

nerfherder> reno?

Primos> nah practice

nerfherder> LA?

clerisy> lol

GEM91679> oh

BARBARIAN> newbies vs newbies + KN

clerisy> its finals Gem

nerfherder> sd?


GEM91679> i see

nerfherder> slc?

BARBARIAN> and this jocker guy is actually da monkkk

Primos> practicing for real life

NINE> saiyan

KNeWWiN kb saiyan

KNeWWiN has 1 life remaining - [52:22]

Score: 5-3 Assassins -- [4v4]

Final Score: 5-3 Assassins wins -- Game Time: 52:22


| F 200: Assassin Ki/De TK LO SK AS FR WR WRk Mi PTime | DDealt/DTaken DmgE | AcB AcG | W-L | Ki/De | Rat TRat ERat |


NINE> down

| three 0/ 2 0 0 0 1 4 2 1 0 51:57 | 69754/ 84300 45% | 30 9 | 3-0 | 2/4 | -3 515 1548 |

| Mop 0/ 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 2 19:38 | 17923/ 18440 49% | 27 13 | 1-1 | 1/0 | +2 511 2048 |

| ossi 1/ 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 32:10 | 35219/ 38572 47% | 21 9 | 8-4 | 14/8 | +6 556 1630 |

| saiyan 3/ 0 0 0 1 1 3 0 0 1 51:57 | 73084/ 88993 45% | 31 13 | 10-5 | 42/19 | +17 679 1708 |

| 9-Volt 1/ 1 0 0 0 0 4 1 3 2 51:57 | 56354/ 45692 55% | 21 7 | 6-1 | 15/4 | +4 576 1635 |

| TOTAL: 5/ 3 0 1 1 4 12 3 4 7 | 252334/275997 | 26 10 | 28-11 | 74/35 | +5 567 1713 |


| F 100: Nguyens Ki/De TK LO SK AS FR WR WRk Mi PTime | DDealt/DTaken DmgE | AcB AcG | W-L | Ki/De | Rat TRat ERat |


| KNeWWiN 1/ 2 0 0 0 0 5 1 3 0 51:57 | 87681/ 85839 50% | 43 16 | 12-3 | 33/17 | 0 619 1368 |

| The Village Bik 0/ 1 0 1 0 1 3 0 0 0 22:49 | 29768/ 38663 43% | 49 11 | 11-3 | 34/15 | 0 654 1896 |

| realdeal 0/ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 29:05 | 36982/ 42351 46% | 28 12 | 6-3 | 7/3 | 0 531 1427 |

| GRAMPS 0/ 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 34:28 | 42172/ 41583 50% | 21 7 | 2-1 | 0/3 | -1 494 1231 |

| JOCKER 0/ 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 17:26 | 15946/ 21961 42% | 19 10 | 4-2 | 1/3 | -2 509 1481 |

| Caerbannog 2/ 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 51:57 | 52755/ 29718 63% | 19 7 | 11-1 | 15/6 | +10 584 1794 |

| TOTAL: 3/ 5 0 2 1 2 11 1 3 4 | 265304/260115 | 28 11 | 46-13 | 90/47 | +1 565 1531 |


Stats for this game can be viewed at:

MVP: saiyan (+17) -- Runner Up: Caerbannog (+10)

LVP: three (-3) -- Runner Up: JOCKER (-2)


Chaos> lol

clerisy> !



carrier> oh man

clerisy> !!!!

JOCKER> kn no


Sath> i win

kentasaurus> what happended

Primos> i didnt even see it

clerisy> wow!!!!!!!!!!!

KNeWWiN> gg

Nude For Sa> sath haha

Partsi> OWNED!

clerisy> sath

NINE> gunduel that looked like kn was winning

clerisy> really

nerfherder> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

NINE> then he asplode

clerisy> you are my new wingman

clerisy> lets go do this

GEM91679> only certain ppl can play in here?



Partsi> the worst of worst

Primos> Amateur league players.

That was intense. Game 3 for the tie breaker in 10 minutes or so -Caer

Solar Hydro> GEM this is a league, the next match will be the last one of the season; you can sign up for next season soon

GEM91679> oh

Primos> oh baby

Sath> buy me a ticket
Game 3:

Nguyens vs Assassins

Starting in 60 seconds...

borAX> apparently



Sath> gl


nerfherder> the capital of iceland is $5

BARBARIAN> you want bullet cloud?

BARBARIAN> candyman, legendary bullet clouder

Candyman> i havent been here in 8 years and i know thats a bad thing

Candyman> bullet cloud was super billys patent move

Deciding game of the Pro Finals about to start!!! gl!

kentasaurus> candyman his rings

Legatus> oh assassins kept sika in spec and won

Partsi> AWESOME! sika will win this for assassins

Legatus> shock

Legatus> now failing agani

Partsi> nuh uh


Partsi> sika will OWN





DZ-4v4-Bot-> Odds to win: Nguyens (37%), Assassins (63%). Use /!predict 100 (NeWWiN) or /!predict 200 (develop) during the first 2 minutes to bet on a team to win.


develop> !allow sub ossi


hallucinati> gl

develop> !allowsub ossi

Legatus> you'd think after 20 seasons of playing with sika you'd learn how big of a choker he is


develop> !allowsub 9-volt

Legatus> but mop never does

develop> !allowsub arc


develop> !allowsub develop

BARBARIAN> is in to beat up jocker

BARBARIAN> and his spider

develop> !allowsub bhang

develop> bhang

Sath> target jocker

develop> ez

Legatus> and die 3 times in the process

Partsi> yeah sika has his x blinker

BARBARIAN> no sika will beat up jocker easy

Sath> o man assassins have their best 4 in

Solar Hydro> oh bhang is here, hello bhang

BARBARIAN> question is if he will get up more before

Legatus> lol.

Sath> assassins have their best 4 in

BARBARIAN> as long as they keep him away from KN and bike

Sath> except i'd take bhang for saiyan

Legatus> sika isn't good enough to be playing in finals

a> is this pro finals

Candyman> why would anyone play a spider in league? did they change the settings on it?

Partsi> sika is the best

Legatus> he's a decent season player and that's the extent of his ablity

Sath> liability issues

BARBARIAN> weve won pro wit spider

BARBARIAN> without a wb actually

Sath> and afraid and nevous

Sath> u can tell

BARBARIAN> jav + terrier + wzl + spider

KinGVeteraN> he just won them the game

KinGVeteraN> wut r u talkin about?

KNeWWiN> .items

Sath> i'm talking about best 4

KinGVeteraN> k

Sath> what are u talking about

KinGVeteraN> u being a moron, clearly

kentasaurus> .items

Sath> duel for squads?

KinGVeteraN> any day

Solar Hydro> I am calling JOCKER first death

Sath> likewise

Candyman> sika dies now

KinGVeteraN> k bother me on monday

Nude For Sa> ooh

The Village Bike kb Mop

The Village Bike has 2 lives remaining - [2:43]

Score: 1-0 Assassins -- [4v4]


borAX> lol


Something D> lol

The Village> lol

Solar Hydro> lolol

rex> lol


Nude For Sa> omg


Plutorus> ooh

Candyman> lol what?

BARBARIAN> lol at the tankage

Partsi> OWNED

Mop> !items

Sath> august 17th

three> !items

kentasaurus> what happend

Nude For Sa> how on eaerth

Sath> none of u will have shit on me

borAX> classic

kentasaurus> .items

Sath> i'll have weed

Legatus> dont worry sika will blow it


Sath> and no one can touch me on that shit

BARBARIAN> holy sika tank

In_Wasa> 0 dmg taken

Sath> even w/ my eyes closed

Nude For Sa> bangbangbang 200 nrg rep, bangbangbang OTHER GUY DIES

KinGVeteraN> 17th is my bday

BARBARIAN> ban sika

Street Figh> !items

Candyman> how did sika now die there?

Sath> happy birthday <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Sad' />

Candyman> not

KinGVeteraN> ill be bottle'd up and limo'd up

Candyman> lol

Primos> why is everyone surprised?

Sath> okay

Partsi> because he is the best

kentasaurus> his xradar cheat lags him

hallucinati> only the lag god knows

Sath> so we'll make it the 30th

Primos> he's always taken too much damage

KinGVeteraN> k

Sath> gotta give u time to recover

Primos> its been that way for years

Charas> what r u talking about

BARBARIAN> thatw as special

BARBARIAN> even for him

Charas> sika choked i up last weak

BARBARIAN> its like xena finishing not ONE cheesecake but TWO

Primos> LOL

Legatus> lol

Partsi> haha

Primos> that is special


kentasaurus> damn

BARBARIAN> now you get it

Nude For Sa> who was it that died?


BARBARIAN> nude: !stats

Primos> good analogy


Sath> assassins - let the enemy cover for jocker

Legatus> krilyu


Sath> and destroy them

Nude For Sa> k ty


Nude For Sa> !stats

Sath> abc

Partsi> .stats


BARBARIAN> mop 7% bomb aim 0 bullet

BARBARIAN> in 5 minutes ho ho ho

Nude For Sa> ffs need better than 10x20 res to read all that

Motorzep> solar

Motorzep> profile done but still can't get into Google+ fail

Solar Hydro> yes? sorry didn't read higher

Motorzep> oh well

Sath> early rockets win games

Sath> now i did it

Solar Hydro> maybe they are crushed by demand

BARBARIAN> wtf is he diong

develop> !fullsub sika

Primos> rofl

BARBARIAN> sika makes ss fun

Motorzep> lol

Nude For Sa> lololol

Candyman> i see sika has xradar mapped to a movement key or something, how is that legal?

Sika has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]

Primos> he didnt alst long

develop> !sub

develop in for Sika [Full Sub] [Time: 00:02] [3 lives]

BARBARIAN> o not happy about subbing out

Legatus> good sub

Sath> good sub


Legatus> mop DID learn something

ankh> not an external app i guess

NINE> is mop still enormous or what

Legatus> outlols in trouble now

Partsi> 1st kill all sika

Nude For Sa> sika to get 2 more kills from spec


Primos> stats

Plutorus> hehe

develop kb Caerbannog -- Assist by: KNeWWiN

develop has 2 lives remaining - [6:47]

Score: 1-1 TIED -- [4v4]

Primos> LOL

develop> bah

Sath> o man

Charas> LOLLL

Plutorus> so nice

Csport> good subSmile

BARBARIAN> fullsub fail


Plutorus> that was good teamwork

BARBARIAN> that was bad flying

Partsi> see that? sika wouldn't have died

BARBARIAN> it was an easy kill

NINE> candyman: sika has been banned at least once for allegedly cheating, it never stuck though

BARBARIAN> even SFE would ahve killed him

Sath> gl all

9-Volt is the new captain for freq 200

Sath> afk 5

Nude For Sa> lol partsi

Solar Hydro> thx for your confidence BARB

Candyman> so what squad are assassin playing right now? everyone has different squad name

BARBARIAN> its just honest

mindriot> lol @ Dre riding the pine all season.


BARBARIAN> lol at dre

NINE> lol @ dre

KinGVeteraN> u mad?

BARBARIAN> when jocker plays in front of you

mindriot> Dude is there for a pep talk and an occasional insult.


Low Fuel> outlaws,ngyen all same

Nude For Sa> Nguyens i think

KinGVeteraN> not a question of skill cuz im better thanall roster but kn/kril

NINE> this clown logs on every week to watch his team play


BARBARIAN> is their accepted name

Legatus> outlols

mindriot> lol nine

Candyman> but caerbann is on llamas?

BARBARIAN> or praclaws

mindriot> dude is committed to pro spectating

KinGVeteraN> nine angry his team doesnt play

Candyman> thats another squad?

Charas> IF three wins

Charas> is this his first pro title?

BARBARIAN> mindriot you wishes you could spec as well as dre

mindriot> true <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

Charas> i think it is

KinGVeteraN> i hate spectating

Motorzep> charas look at A1 there's name is there about 4 timers

BARBARIAN> you think rakkar's guide was huge?

Motorzep> three*

NINE> you think i care about league bro? ask any one on sterling how much i like league


Primos> i wasnt even going to respond

Mop> !items

Charas> well shit

Divine> !stats

KinGVeteraN> but last game there was little to no reason for me to sub in

Motorzep> he played with Ass several seasons ago

mindriot> Dre, how do you remove all the splinters in your ass?

KinGVeteraN> only time i saw that was best for me to sub in was gramps first life 0/1

Candyman> mindriot you wanna win league next season?

KinGVeteraN> l2 svs

Motorzep> during the Dingo, Tak, Aiti, Burt, era

mindriot> Yeah

mindriot> we should reform ONE

BARBARIAN> tak bad at being bad

KinGVeteraN> but after gramps died...removed any reason for me tos ub in at all whole game

Candyman> get me 2 decent players and dont die out and we could do it

Charas> lol

Candyman> ill go 30-0 again

Tragedy> I thought he would have had rings way back when I was active.

KinGVeteraN> but i guess u couldnt comprehend that

Charas> well that rules out mindriot

Charas> looks like u will need 3

KinGVeteraN> reason y u r spectating and squads removed

mindriot> we have underlord already

Candyman> true

mindriot> one right now is: candyman, underlord, mindriot

Primos> this conversation looks lonely

Charas> charas

Primos> for you.,

mindriot> maybe we can get trav out of retirement

KinGVeteraN> thanks for joining

Charas> cause i gave u one password

Candyman> or darkhosis

mindriot> darkhosis in jail

BARBARIAN> trav has played like one league game in the past 5 years

Charas> i get automatic on squad cause none of u can take ownership of it

mindriot> candy, he ran over a mexican family while drunk

Candyman> thats horrible

mindriot> yeah, poor guy

Charas> trixter in jail to?

mindriot> yeah trixter too

Candyman> trixter went to jail for fucking a kid right

GEM91679> oh shit son

Charas> forgot what hes in jail for

mindriot> im sure he's out by now though

mindriot> sleeping with a minor

Sir33> !stats

Candyman> yeah

ankh> fiddling with children

mindriot> playing a child like a fiddle?

Charas> what a loser

Candyman> brb cooking

NeWWiN> .allowsub GRAMPS

NeWWiN> .allowsub realdeal

GEM91679> cooking beefsteak?

NeWWiN> .allowsub KinGVeteraN

nerfherder> ok back, lightning knocked me off

Partsi> <--

ankh> fiddling about fiddling about, down with the bed clothes, up with the night gown, fiddling about fiddling about

Charas> three i am rootin for u buddy

Charas> dont let me down

mindriot> go three!

three kb Caerbannog -- Assist by: The Village Bike

three has 2 lives remaining - [12:18]

Score: 2-1 Nguyens -- [4v4]

Plutorus> ooh


Partsi> !trivia: what knocked nerfherder off?

Legatus> oh man

GEM91679> awww

a> three

Legatus> three too rusty

nerfherder> lightning


Partsi> correct

Mop> !items

mindriot> the only reason I am rooting for Ass is because I can't stand the thought of Dre riding the pine to a pro title.

nerfherder> YESSSSSS!!!

Csport> where is aiti?

Legatus> yeah true

mindriot> Legatus, we'll never hear the end of it

BARBARIAN> it's pine

GEM91679> !stats

Legatus> aiti hasn't played in years

BARBARIAN> aiti played like 2 months ago

Legatus> nice lie

mindriot> yeah he did

Legatus> fake aiti

mindriot> i saw him

Legatus> his name started with ^

Charas> i think we should all goto trench wars next season


mindriot> nope it was real aiti

Charas> and dominate the leagues

Legatus> why would you want to go to trench wars

Jones> you're welcome to try

Charas> honestly after this season whose gonna stay this season

Legatus> ever

mindriot> if i am ever forced to go to any other zone but this one or pb.. i'll quit the game

Jones> but you wont

mindriot> there is no way ill play tw or those other zones

Charas> jones u suck at trench wars

BARBARIAN> jae is always trying to get me to play trench wars

Nude For Sa> when our testicles have fallen off

mindriot> i don't like trench wars

Charas> your squad couldnt even get into the basing league

Rage> i am the best at trench wars

Charas> and thats the only good league there

Rage> like i am in pro league

Charas> lol

mindriot> only other zone i'll consider is hockey zone

Legatus> wow mop with the hacks


Legatus> FUCK YES

Solar Hydro> nice survival Mop

Nude For Sa> javs with bullet diarrhea

Street Figh> !items

Legatus> rage did u play homm6 beta yte

Mop> !items

Jones> rage is riding on my squad to get a trench wars javelin title

Rage> is this for pro league season 92 championship

mindriot> guys, check out Sath's PB map he put on the forum, it's actually really good

kentasaurus> .stats

Partsi> ROFL @ ass shooting javs

Charas> sweet isnt gonna beat fierce

Charas> or dice

Legatus> or are you still playing world of failcraft

Rage> jones to be fair i never lost in those jav duels

Charas> dunno wtf u talking about jones

mindriot> its like a mix between mid/proball/small pub

Jones> we already raped fierce

GEM91679> you can d/l maps for this game??

mindriot> GEM, a sysop has to set the map

Rage> i tried to play starcraft and i lost 6 straight games to sub-humans that could possibly be barbarian

mindriot> you can create them

Rage> so i stopped doing that

nerfherder> !trivia

Nude For Sa> back two javs up together and you've got lezzo dildo porn

mindriot> but you can't play on a random map unless you have your own zone

GEM91679> k

Legatus> haha

Candyman> why are these nonamers well known veterans now? this is like bizarro world in superman

BARBARIAN> I see rage still thinks about me

GEM91679> i see

GEM91679> ty

nerfherder> what did betty ford die of?

BARBARIAN> I love you too jake

mindriot> candy, game is hanging on by a very thin thread

KinGVeteraN> car crash

KinGVeteraN> test driving the ford neon

Rage> I truthfully thought pro zone was dead

Solar Hydro> lol king

Charas> pro is hanging on by threads

Charas> not trench wars

el father> !stats

mindriot> this is the best population turnout we've had in a month

Rage> but apparntly only the dark outlaws and assassins still play

nerfherder> correct

Rage> apparently*

KNeWWiN> .items

Charas> thats why we should all play trench wars

Rage> trench wars is awy too easy and boring

GEM91679> trench wars is lame i think. no upgrades

Solar Hydro> rage: not true - SFE played AML finals (and lost)

Charas> would really like to be on a basing squad of pro vets

Partsi> trench wars SUCKS

Charas> there mentality in basing is so stupid

nerfherder> she died test driving the ford neon with randy'macho man'savage

Charas> i try to teach them strategy but there ignorant as fuck

Candyman> rage wanna join my squad for next season? title guaranteed

Rage> no i hate you

Legatus> lol

Candyman> <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':p' />

mindriot> Rage has a 15 year old Candyman grudge

mindriot> how can anyone remain mad for that long?


mindriot> unless you're a hopeless nerd

Nude For Sa> practice

Charas> i hate rage

nerfherder> OOOHHH YEAH!!!

Rage> mindriot taking everything seriously

Charas> for a long time now

Legatus> is he like crayzee

Rage> lashing out like a psycho

Rage> i see nothing chances

mindriot> lol

Rage> changes

mindriot> Rage typing furiously

Candyman> no rage came along like 1999 or something, hes a newbie by my standards

mindriot> making spelling errors

Rage> Mindriot why do you try

Charas> im glad im considered a veteran

Charas> im like legendary

NeWWiN> .fullsub jocker

mindriot> Rage calm down

mindriot> take a valerian root pill

Charas> legend in all zones

Rage> You would think after all of these years you could manage to trash talk without going with the cliche


Rage> why are you so mad

Rage> or calm down

GEM91679> redbull/vodka drink i made is to strong. daaaammmmmmnnnnn!



mindriot> brew some chamimile tea rage

Caerbannog> !items


Partsi> pour some more vodka in it. problem solved!

Candyman> rage you used to rage on me for real though

GEM91679> lol

Rage> i was also like 12 years old

a> .score

GEM91679> i did that

Charas> haha

Candyman> so did a lot of ppl though

nerfherder> pour some vodka on me

Partsi> that red bull is quite strong

AcidFreak> becuase we were all 12 years old

three> !items

Rage> but then idefeated you easily in the conan tournament

ice2702> pb?

Rage> and fist pumped

GEM91679> and now when i take a drink my head shakes left to right invol.

Rage> irl

Charas> candyman runnin around in jav all day

mindriot> Rage holding on to 10 year old subspace wins

mindriot> must be a hopeless nerd

Charas> i wonder how 5tonecold is doing

Nude For Sa> !items

Candyman> noone drove a jav like me

Charas> and senior

Rage> mindriot stop

mindriot> rage tell; us about the tourney youplayed in 16 years ago

Legatus> mindriot u don't have any wins to hold ont

AcidFreak> no one cares charas

Charas> i care!

mindriot> tell us about the glory you felt 16 years ago

AcidFreak> omg

Candyman> wtf is the conan tournament?

three kb The Village Bike -- Assist by: JOCKER

three has 1 life remaining - [20:19]

Score: 3-1 Nguyens -- [4v4]

Plutorus> omg


NeWWiN> hahaha

Charas> ROFL

AcidFreak> hahahhaha

hallucinati> omg

AcidFreak> owned

realdeal> epic

AcidFreak> lol


Rage> mindriot I have made more money from subspace dueling, than you have working for britney spears


GEM91679> did he get traped????

mindriot> Rage, please detail the account of your victorious glory from 16 years ago

Rage> battle that loser

Primos> LOLOL

Candyman> rage whats a conan tournament

Partsi> three OWNED


KinGVeteraN> sad no one helped him

Primos> ROFL

Mop> !items


GEM91679> they pinned him with a wall???

Charas> already won that

Something D> yea

Charas> like a gaziliion times

GEM91679> wow

Captor> who layed it


saiyan kb The Village Bike

saiyan has 2 lives remaining - [21:17]

Score: 4-1 Nguyens -- [4v4]

BARBARIAN> o wait no


GEM91679> thats so fucked out and kewl

BARBARIAN> dre riding pine

mindriot> I bet Rage remembers the weather from his glorious win 16 years ago

Partsi> LOL

Legatus> wow asses failing hard with sika out

KinGVeteraN> barb u mad?


BARBARIAN> but not sure why

Legatus> these guys all too rusty

Candyman> rage never won anything against me though mindriot

JOCKER> .items

mindriot> I wouldn't remember, its been too long

GEM91679> notice the fight moved away from the walled in areas

The Village Bike kb develop

The Village Bike has 1 life remaining - [22:15]

Score: 4-2 Nguyens -- [4v4]

AcidFreak> lol

GEM91679> after the brick

mindriot> i'm just teasing him anyway

The Village> lol

mindriot> dev huge

Plutorus> dev!

Legatus> candyman didn't play in the famous rage/cloud turret game?

Partsi> OMG

Mop kb The Village Bike

Mop has 2 lives remaining - [22:30]

Score: 5-2 Nguyens -- [4v4]

NeWWiN> hahah

GEM91679> damn village

Mop has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]

ossi in for Mop [Full Sub] [Time: 00:00] [2 lives]

JOCKER kb three -- Assist by: develop

JOCKER has 2 lives remaining - [22:38]

Score: 5-3 Nguyens -- [4v4]

GEM91679> pwnage

Partsi> jesus


AcidFreak> easy

Rage> cabbrarannnog going to win the finals

Partsi> they all dropping like flies

Candyman> i won every turret game i ever played

Rage> only took him killing the league to d oit

KNeWWiN> .items

Candyman> in a jav


AcidFreak> lol rage

JOCKER> .items

Sir33> !stats

GEM91679> brick brick brick brick

Street Figh> !items

KNeWWiN> .items

Rage> hi gem91679

GEM91679> hi

realdeal> .items

Candyman> this game hasnt evolved in 10 years, i see nothing new or impressive in there. but thats not the players fault. this game is just too simple

BARBARIAN> we had prembots 10 years ago

Partsi> Canduman ur too simple


Sath> .items

Sath> i just don't understand

GEM91679> i would jizz if someone make some nice updates

In_Wasa> Partsi ZING

GEM91679> hi

Sath> how assassins arn't targetting knewwing and jocker

Caerbannog> !items

Rage> pro zone cant evolve it based around defense and using your items and subbing out

AcidFreak> I hope someone makes 2 squads with the same exact players and they win pro becuase they have two chances in playoffs

nerfherder> this game needs tomahawks

Sath> i wish i could play

GEM91679> rage?

Rage> hello

GEM91679> sup?

Rage> Not much how are you

a> i hope the same team wins both spots in finals

Heisman> y suka no playing?

mindriot> this is far from over


BARBARIAN> that is the right way to do it

mindriot> ass is always good second half

GEM91679> doing ok... you stilling fighting the machine?


Partsi> this game needs an occasional thor rain


In_Wasa> .time

Rage> !stats

JOCKER> .items

kentasaurus> .items

Candyman> this game needs running zone/jackpot zone back

clerisy> wow

clerisy> rage

Candyman> instead of warzone

Rage> people love shitty warzone for some reason

clerisy> i havent seen you in a while

Tragedy> bluefluffybunny <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Sad' />

clerisy> lol

BARBARIAN> rz fucking boring

Rage> the worst svs zone ever

GEM91679> is there a score limit?

Solar Hydro> KOTH

borAX> speed

Solar Hydro> best of 12

GEM91679> k

Mop> !items

Partsi> o look

Partsi> its xena

GEM91679> keep playng while i get drunk

Xena.> oh look its partsi

Partsi> or is it?

Candyman> xena where's ul

GEM91679> ?

ice2702> !items

cfl> !items

AcidFreak> lol

Xena.> sleeping.. the lazy bum

AcidFreak> nice thor

AcidFreak> hahahahhaha

Sath> candyman how old r u

Divine> heh

AcidFreak> candy under 25

Sath> nah

BARBARIAN> are you 30 working at safeway making $24k a year?

Partsi> candy 13

GEM91679> this is intense

BARBARIAN> o wait no, that is sath

Sath> due i make 36

Sath> dude

Sath> 17.20/hr

Sath> bitch

a> safeway only pays me $22

Candyman> 31, i played this when i was 15 to 20

Sath> 22 is asst manager

Sath> low scale

Sath> i used to ditch hs to play this game

Candyman> same

AcidFreak> Barbarian when are we going to meet up in Toronto, I want to see your trophy wife in person

clerisy> lmao

Sath> in chaos

5 Minutes until all new subs are burned.

clerisy> i stayed up allll night

a> but OT is 33

Sath> just to play chaos too

BARBARIAN> wife? wat

clerisy> hiding out in the office

Rage> how does 17.20 = 36k a year

AcidFreak> lol

AcidFreak> u divorced?

Sath> 33

clerisy> checkin my back to see if my dad was coming

5-3 Nguyens leading with 15 minutes left to go!

three> !items

Sath> 33024

Xena.> i wake up and the floor looks like someone had been chasing my dog around with a shaver.. fucking hair all over the floor

JOCKER> .items

Rage> is that good enough to live on

Sath> i pay 15% wage garnishments for my 6 years of college financial aid

Rage> where you live

GEM91679> brick brick brick brick KILL.

Sath> denver colorado

Xena.> should i glue it back on? wont she get cold?

Sath> my rent is 1100

Sath> moving next month to 775

Rage> jesus fuck

Rage> why dont you just buy a house

Sath> same place single bedroom

Rage> or a condo

borAX> or a box


Rage> instead of throwing money away

Sath> condo r dumb

BARBARIAN> okc, only the super rich pay 1100/month

Partsi> xena u should shave ur legs in bathroom

realdeal> .items

Xena.> some ppl don't like staying in one place

AcidFreak> oh sorry barbarian, your husband

a> i live in a tent, cost $0 per month

Nude For Sa> lure

Sath> dude this place is the shit

Xena.> haha so funny.. not

NeWWiN> hahahaha

Candyman> i used to play this shit when i was 15 and had 14000 baud dialup with 640res and my mom would pull out the phone cord in middle of night yelling at me to go to bed/school

Partsi> it IS funny

Sath> i got like a pond n shit

Rage> Xena I know you're a free soul that likes to wander the milky way

Rage> but i dont like to waste money

Captor> lol candy

Xena.> its not a waste... LOL

clerisy> lol rage

BARBARIAN> xena eats milky way

BARBARIAN> not wander

Xena.> u know who has to pay for shit if it breaks?

Xena.> landlord

Xena.> not me

Partsi> oh burn

Sath> least i got a bandwagon

Sath> any of usay that?

Rage> Sath

Xena.> i like to keep my options open

Sath> big pause _______

Rage> is denver expensive

Sath> not compared to cali

Rage> thank you for that

Rage> jesus christ

Sath> i lived in cali for 23 years

clerisy> california is outrageous

Sath> this shit is weak

Xena.> until the day comes the right place comes along.. where a bunny can make a home

KNeWWiN> .items

GEM91679> oh shit jocker

Candyman> here's a pro tip for you guys still stuck in subspace: switch to poker

cfl> get a winnebago

Rage> Xena has to keep her options open

Street Figh> !items

NeWWiN> .fullsub jocker

Captor> candy arent u swedish

Rage> for more subspace guys

NeWWiN> .allowsub GRAMPS

Candyman> i am

Captor> 6-1 bro

Rage> cant be tied down

kentasaurus> i like a's idea tent is 0 dollars sath

Partsi> bög

JOCKER has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]

GRAMPS in for JOCKER [Full Sub] [Time: 00:00] [2 lives]

clerisy> oh man

clerisy> lol

Sath> omg

Sath> game over

clerisy> here comes the weasel

Sath> gramps for tko

Sath> .items

Partsi> Kdak OWNED

Legatus> asses in trouble

Rage> did monkey boy and traxx quit

Rage> agile

a> homeless guys standing on the corner can live on $50 a month

Sath> kenwwwing + villeigage bike

Sick> so this is the hold up

Rage> i miss them already

AcidFreak> gramps to die out

Sath> then get gramps

Sath> and u win

Partsi> Legatus> this is a contest of autism

1 Minute until all new subs are burned.

Sath> knewwin + bike + gramps

Sath> game over

BARBARIAN> saiyan = traxx

Sath> trust me

Rage> wtf

Rage> now i hate him

Sath> that is in line w/ chokage factor

Jones> rage they are on your trench wars squad

clerisy> oohhh.. traxx

clerisy> now i remember him


a> .score


GEM91679> anyone else in the Army?

a> who was traxx buddy

Partsi> you tellem rage

BARBARIAN> as monkey boy is in the arena

a> that was better than traxx

Sath> army is weak

BARBARIAN> and monkey boy

GEM91679> um no

Sath> it's about necluear war now

a> yeah monkeyboy, does he still play

GEM91679> sath your pay grade is weak

BARBARIAN> he is IN this arena

All new subs from now on are burned.

Sath> why are u gonna be a statistic?

GEM91679> just sayin...

clerisy> i see

Sath> yeah it's lvl 1


realdeal> .items

GEM91679> <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Big Grin' />

Candyman> i wish someone from requiem was still around

In_Wasa> .score

Sath> thats the gay thing

BARBARIAN> garcon was

Candyman> durabolin must be 55 by now

Sath> grade lvl has nothing to do w/ experience

GEM91679> join the force

Sath> just time

Sath> and movement

Jones> isnt saiyan beastie

Sath> i'm 30

Sath> i cna't join air force

BARBARIAN> jones ruining it

GEM91679> yea i agree

Sath> i was gonna actually

GEM91679> its so ass backwards

Sath> i was gonna join air force recently

Legatus> .items

Sath> but i am too told

Street Figh> !items

Rage> can you not ojin the air force

Sath> to fly a plane


Rage> at 30

Sath> no

Csport> saiyan=Travis

Sath> it cuts off at 28

Legatus> asses will rocket KN before OT and kill him

Sath> for being able to fly

GEM91679> i have a 24 yr old LT that is just out of college making more than me and runs shit, but doesnt know sit

GEM91679> shit

Sath> unless previous record

Legatus> this will be OT game

Solar Hydro> astronaut = unemployed

a> .score

Captor> i miss chemical & mushroom

Sath> i am hella mad about that

Street Figh> too bad they dont have rockets

Sath> i was gonna fly

Caerbannog> wut



BARBARIAN> having rockets

Candyman> !items

AcidFreak> i see how putting gramps in made a difference sath

AcidFreak> now they are getting owned

GEM91679> You would need a simple "waver" man

Sath> acid

Rage> !standings

Sath> i said how 'd it work

Motorzep> they also don't have Benji Bounce Technology ™

GEM91679> they wont tell you

Sath> knewwing death, village death, gramps death

Rage> why is there so many games in the season

KinGVeteraN> .stats

AcidFreak> it isn't working

a> do you have pilot license already

Rage> when there is like 6 squads

Sath> then caer singled out death

BARBARIAN> yeah they do

Sath> or he'll beat at a1

GEM91679> ask for a age waver

GEM91679> your in

BARBARIAN> dev bounces as much as benji

Sath> then can't handle me

Sath> i'm age 30

Sath> and i got 20/20 vision still

Candyman> afk

a> i think flying ultralite plane might be fun

Sath> and i play computers for 20 hours a day

Valheru> is this aml finals?


Sath> well not now

a> until the wing breaks off

Partsi> barb do a bounce count

BARBARIAN> aml semi final

Rage> Sath

Valheru> oh

Sath> but used to up to 6 years ago

Street Figh> !items

Rage> why did you move to colorado

Sath> to support my mom

JOCKER> .items

realdeal> .items

Rage> oh i see

ice2702> !items

Rage> is she in bad shape

Sath> she was crying about work screwing her over

Sath> so i came in and took over the bills w/ my job

Sir33> !status

Rage> you're a good son

Sath> now we kinda on our feet

Sath> she moving out to her new bf

Sir33> !stats

Sath> i am getting my own place

Rage> good deal

Sath> yah but i wasted her money

Nude For Sa> !items

Divine> !items

Sath> cause she was making 2x as much as I am making now

Sath> but she was crying so i said quit i got u

Sath> but i didn't get her

Sath> cause 33k isn't enough

Sath> cause i got a dog that eats 16.00 chicken

Sath> every other day

Sath> and gets steamed veggies

Sath> plus she had a heartattack

Sath> and some other shit but whatever

Street Figh> !items

Sath> it sux

Sath> i failed

Valheru> saths life story will be on this game log

Sath> this isn't my life story

Sath> u have no idea

BARBARIAN> sath's life story is littered in ss forums

Sath> the shit i've been through

Sath> barbarian wants a place

BARBARIAN> sath go on

Sath> we should just put a marker and say, "this is barbarians random rant place"

BARBARIAN> i dont know what the life of a plebian is

Sath> i did

Sath> u like it


NOTICE: 5 minutes remaining.

Xena.> a home for a bunny

Sath> man u type as fast as me

Sath> good job

Sath> i respect u fore that

5 minutes left! still 5-3 Nguyens -- Assassins need a kill to extend it to OT!

Rage> what hotel should i stay at in vegas

Rage> ive only been once before and i stayed at the palms

Sath> for TonguePPP

clerisy> SATH!

BARBARIAN> the wynn like a boss

clerisy> he's going to vegas!


kentasaurus> kn has been at 50 twice in the last 2 minutes


clerisy> it is a possibility!

Rage> isnt the encore and the wynn the same thing



clerisy> hahaha


Sath> no lies tho

BARBARIAN> I havent been to vegas in 3 years

Sath> i got 2 weeks vacation

Sath> gonna take 1 to move

BARBARIAN> used to go every 3 months, wynn and venetian and ceasars were my favorites

Sath> or a few days

clerisy> i just switched jobs

Sath> and

clerisy> soooo, it will be a while for vaca

clerisy> like 120 days

Sath> why

clerisy> lmao

Sath> okay

clerisy> part of the agreement

clerisy> making 15k more a year though

Sath> if u pay i'll go

clerisy> woop

Street Figh> !items

Sath> well have fun

a> .stats

Sath> and i'm not the type that takes advantage

clerisy> yea i bet not

clerisy> lmao

Sath> although u'll be paying for everything cause i'm broke and this is a first for me

three> !items

Sath> that would be hella cool

KNeWWiN kb ossi -- Assist by: develop

KNeWWiN has 2 lives remaining - [42:13]

Score: 5-4 Nguyens -- [4v4]


Sath> just to roll to vegas randomly

Valheru> !stats

kentasaurus> omg

clerisy> YES

Plutorus> ooh

Captor> ns

Partsi> HUGE

Nude For Sa> o

borAX> expected


Sath> i'd have hella fun

kentasaurus> is this OT score

a> .time

kentasaurus> ?

Sath> .items

kentasaurus> OVERTIME

Xena.> why would he pay for u unless u were a girl? whats in it for him? u gonna give him head? LOL

clerisy> Ive never been to vegas



three> !items

clerisy> i am a girl thanks

5-4! 2 more minutes until OT

clerisy> and i am not a mouth whore

Sath> singule bullet and slightly attack everyone but caer

clerisy> <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Big Grin' />

Partsi> xena BURNED

Sath> save rockets

AcidFreak> guys give the best head xena, sorry

Sath> oh u aint got any


Sath> get knewwin

Rage> Clerisy want to go to vegas

Street Figh> !items

clerisy> hahahah

clerisy> rage

Sath> slighly attack village

realdeal> .items

Caerbannog> !items

Street Figh> !items

Xena.> what? everyone knows im the only real girl in ss

el father> whats the command to buy multiple thors at once

JOCKER> .items

kentasaurus> .items

Sath> follow up on who defends village

Rage> i will only take you if you take a picture of yourself floating through neptunes atmosphere

AcidFreak> !items

Partsi> lol

Xena.> all the rest are guys pretending to be girls

Sath> i said it and it'll happen

Rage> but only your face

clerisy> ive been here since 2000

Nude For Sa> apart from Partsi

Valheru> im a girl

el father> !items

ice2702> .items

Sath> xena.

Xena.> oh so funny rage

kentasaurus> what are you wearing LV

Sath> u can't get any guys approval

NOTICE: 1 minute remaining.

Sath> when u say ur after a rich guy

Sath> when u look as hot as u look

BARBARIAN> fat cvhicks dont get approval

Rage> Xena what is better than a hot girl floating by a planet

Rage> come on now

Sath> have u seen her pic xena

Xena.> LOL

kentasaurus> lies you're not a girl girls like to talk about what they wear

Valheru> socks work boots and a hard hat kent

Partsi> LOL

kentasaurus> o

Valheru> nothing else


kentasaurus> sounds sexy

Xena.> sath wtf r u going on about rich guys

Street Figh> !items

Solar Hydro> YMCA

OVERTIME now beginning, 100 needs 1 kill, 200 needs 2 kills (no time limit)

Partsi> Warberd OWNED

cfl> .items

In_Wasa> .score

JOCKER> .items

kentasaurus> ok now would be a good time to bomb the server barb


Xena.> that pic.. sigh

Partsi> xena u got pics?

develop kb KNeWWiN

develop has 1 life remaining - [45:57]

Score: 6-4 Nguyens -- [4v4]

Final Score: 6-4 Nguyens wins -- Game Time: 45:57


| F 200: Assassin Ki/De TK LO SK AS FR WR WRk Mi PTime | DDealt/DTaken DmgE | AcB AcG | W-L | Ki/De | Rat TRat ERat |


| three 1/ 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 3 45:31 | 54245/ 70799 43% | 28 9 | 3-1 | 3/6 | -2 513 1532 |

| Sika 0/ 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 5:40 | 6864/ 7921 46% | 28 28 | 5-4 | 22/17 | 0 558 1592 |

| develop 1/ 2 0 0 1 2 4 2 2 3 39:48 | 55543/ 62765 46% | 44 14 | 6-4 | 13/10 | +3 547 1509 |

| saiyan 0/ 1 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 45:31 | 59842/ 60089 49% | 29 12 | 10-6 | 42/20 | -1 678 1692 |

| Mop 1/ 1 0 1 1 0 3 0 0 1 22:22 | 18973/ 34862 35% | 26 11 | 1-2 | 2/1 | +5 516 2032 |

| ossi 1/ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 23:08 | 29399/ 26875 52% | 33 13 | 8-5 | 15/8 | +5 561 1614 |

| TOTAL: 4/ 6 0 2 2 2 10 3 6 9 | 224866/263311 | 32 12 | 33-22 | 97/62 | +1 562 1660 |


| F 100: Nguyens Ki/De TK LO SK AS FR WR WRk Mi PTime | DDealt/DTaken DmgE | AcB AcG | W-L | Ki/De | Rat TRat ERat |


| KNeWWiN 1/ 1 0 0 1 1 4 0 0 2 45:31 | 91778/ 83092 52% | 47 18 | 13-3 | 34/18 | +5 624 1384 |

| JOCKER 0/ 1 0 1 0 1 3 0 0 1 33:03 | 28635/ 49995 36% | 16 11 | 5-2 | 1/4 | 0 509 1506 |

| GRAMPS 0/ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 12:27 | 16838/ 17229 49% | 21 8 | 3-1 | 0/3 | 0 494 1247 |

| The Village Bik 3/ 2 0 0 2 1 3 2 2 2 45:31 | 58424/ 46311 55% | 36 9 | 12-3 | 37/17 | +7 661 1912 |

| Caerbannog 2/ 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 2 45:31 | 56210/ 36926 60% | 25 10 | 12-1 | 17/6 | +13 597 1810 |

| TOTAL: 6/ 4 0 1 3 3 14 2 2 8 | 251885/233553 | 31 11 | 45-10 | 89/48 | +5 577 1571 |


Stats for this game can be viewed at:

MVP: Caerbannog (+13) -- Runner Up: The Village Bike (+7)

LVP: three (-2) -- Runner Up: saiyan (-1)



NeWWiN> yes

three> gg <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':p' />


realdeal> EPIC

Low Fuel> hups

Sath> weak

Partsi> WOW

Sath> man

Xena.> rage is talking about one of my pics

Sath> assassins suck

SUICIDE4FLA> warzone?

kentasaurus> KN wins it



SUICIDE4FLA> warzone

SUICIDE4FLA> hurrahy

KNeWWiN> zztop gramps caer to a1

BARBARIAN> kn too huge

KNeWWiN> success

Sath> hey mop, need someone for next season? I'll have weed

NeWWiN> gg

Valheru> kn too strong

KinGVeteraN> KN huge

JOCKER> barb is mad now

Caerbannog> maybe i'll add a finals MVP category to a1

Legatus> sika managed to play 5 minutes and be useless

Caerbannog> ho ho ho

Legatus> vast leaps ahead of his previous game

Csport> whats new?

Sir33> !stats

BARBARIAN> sika got one super lag kill

ossi> what a shitty game

KNeWWiN> hardest game ever

Partsi> ^

ossi> <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':p' />

KNeWWiN> gg assassins


Next season will start early / mid August. There will be a draft event before that. Need confirmations from returning squads though.
I've posted lousy looking stats for the 3 games on the stats thread:


Here's some footage:

Sweet, 2:58 footage from about 150 minutes of gameplay =)

But the bigger issue in recording of recording action instead of the wrong spot is good in this, kudos <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

Next time give us a heads up so we can *energy you <img src='<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':p' /> Cause clearly there will be a next time since any rando action you take once in SS becomes a tradition.
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